Philadelphia Eagles are going to do the same thing for Tom Brady and the Pats that I would... bend over. I mean, duh. Star struck, stud struck, Pats struck! YASSSSSSS!
Hundreds of thousands of federal employees had to stay at home from their jobs... did they get paid?
There is a judge in San Jose named McCracken.... like, in Prates of the Caribbean. I hear she's a real ball buster.
So I went to Griffith park for the first time ever the other day- it was fucking phenomenal. I mean- it is absolutely beautiful.... i barely made it to the top.... i was wearing flip flops and lets just say I'll be using that as a benchmark of my determination for at least one year. one calendar year that is...
https://youtu.be/r0EVEXX9kpk
the video above makes me lip sync like I'm performing at an after party for the super bowl smelling like fresh pull out. (not sure how i put all that together- but the term smelling like fresh pull out i learned while incarcerated.) I was like- pull out like a sofa? yeah, talk about having a whole room look at you and smile...
I saw ryan seacrest wearing work out clothes... i was like i wonder if this one he stopped to talk to people and his you know what was hanging out the bottom of his shorts and he was like opps, seacrest out! haha. the real question is does he use crest toothpaste?
https://youtu.be/_-oJKyHHxKk
I ate sushi today and it made me so happy- i did share. also, i got cookie butter- the biscoff kinda. omg i like to dip pop tarts in it.
If the current administration tries to drill off the coast of California i will totally brave the sharks and squeeze my ass into a wet suit to protest- like the former governor said- drill off mar-a-logo or where ever the fuck that place is. I thought we were after renewable resources and things like that... after the BP oil spill are we really effing drilling more? like really? as far as i know the lithium ion battery didnt come from dinosaurs.... neither did tesla.
https://youtu.be/8UFIYGkROII
if i have to take care of my alcoholic hater parents when i get older will i get a tax write off?
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