I smoked...

So I smoked a cigarette last night... i was hungry adn instead of walking my ass to da store I decided to grab this random whole cigarette sitting on a retaining wall.  It was a paul mall- and was super minty.  Not trying to endorse him- no idea who that is however what i do know is bitch was stumbling.  I wanted to go hop on a dick- instead... i called bsc.  she was like oh my gosh why why why did you do that.  I mean- the cuddles came after the phone call and a walk and a nap- I love the being asleep and then you just feel safe all the sudden.  Seriously- I never sleep like that unless he is close... its a fact.  So this one time he came to check on me- you know this whole fillibuster of my life and moving around- he of course has been my knight.  Bsc was like I dont even know what he looks like- I'm like, duh... cause um... yeah, anyways.   This one time he literally like, didnt hit me... but of course I was like fighting sleep, in my apartment after surgery and alone... well, naturally he thuggy.  So he crawls on the couch with me.  Literally, I may start referring to him as jared- hope you get the subway reference.  all i mean by that is yes, i put it in my mouth.  he was asleep i think and i of course migrate... literally in my sleep also i almost suffocated.  And he couldnt get me off him in a way- i was so happy i bear hugged him, with it down my throat, not gagging but sucking... I mean, after turing blue its safe to say that I was sucking for air.  and next thing i know... I realize... he's very strong... like literally, totally manhandled untangling my arms and pulling me away only to out my arms around his shoulders.  Thats how you know- when they let you run your hand up the back of their neck into their hair and hold them close.