1. did you know you can or could smoke in the white house- I mean who gonna tell the president he cant do something like that.... so can we please give them a break when it comes to style, how you work and live, and why the fuck would i want to decorate my home in furniture from the Lincoln days that literally is covered in third hand smoke... bitch please.....
2. If i can read then I am never lost- pretty fucking glad I read lies then... or fudges on the truth as in a one inst the one but is the one or an approved psuedo person... and you got why Oprah neighbors with the Queen of England... she don't play that shit of the bullshit0 they have their system. (why is it that sometimes you cant edit or fix or correct the text without it deleting that space on the actual document or some shit and you have why Oprah ain't... she aint neighbors... i dont think she can even talk about the royals even in our own media... girl bye.
3. did you know that to say something is shit hole is a derogatory gay slang thing or whatever.... ebhing that on the cover of the times over the weekend you're on the receiving end of things i would expect you to know... but just ion case you thought I wasn't on just the greater good side.... and are you talking about ryan reynolds, inrique iglesiaas, or sia? if so- then hey, they are all night native born and might have been deported to their own shit hole country and they probably aint got hepatitis A in their shower water.... hows the economy... I hear its as fabulous as my shit hole... did you hear?
4. We can't send or deport anyone to Africa... that the queens also and she aint playing... it's relatively safe but lets continue with the people eating people just so no one gets any wise ideas to try and.... hide diamonds in animals... or children madonna! Hey, did johnny6 depp ever get his pups back? i mean some poeple can steal children from countr5ies or allegedly do so and yet.... it's harder in reguards to animansl.... i mena I get it but damn if we aint more humane in others ways of the world but not our own...shit i got my animals, i got my home away from you know who, and I got my real you know what.... so boom, bitch i am and did and how you gonna limit the iphones tech? stupid.... my dad brought the iphone to the gov just cause im amazing and showed him it... so you real dumb... they are a British company... at the beginning end of and the for eternity as far as our beig shut off from the world goes... Oprah cant even build a building in weho without all those celebs homes getting broken into- let me not think VB got a assault rifle or at least the gold bricks and diamonds safe and sound... cause hell naw they didn't bring that or those with them... they real safe adn why am i going to create insurance fraud? oh i didn't, but who knows....and literally i remember my aunt running to get a newspaper after a helicopter dropped them off in downtown Birmingham from somewhere else.... and you gonna tell me some details are fudged right before we go to press all because.... what? it doesn't mean that much? ok, then quit saying that liver failure ios an opiod overdose or bullshit like that please... those are not published by healthcare so do not believe that all these opiod overdoses are or arent actually happening... liver failure and ascites are not to be associated with my aunt.... but, aergo the rest of the 'he aint grateful for nothing' others that are getting high off not replying to my messages or whatever... My best friend doesn't count- he cares, he doesn't have Munchhausen syndrome or by proxy but he might can see where a lot of almost everyone in my life kinda does.... but hey, they agree, i agree, and aint no one worthless... can i get a big swallow of worthless- cause i'll be a leaf blower... those could be t-shirts or something or... 'yeah yeah, ill just worry about the blowing part- the rest is so.... something that I just think would be a grand cute funny idea... mexican. leaf blower. just in case there was any confusion... please let america be safe enough one day for a straight man to say, duh i let my gay best friend suck my dick if.... I mean hey- separate your church and state while I enjoy the rest of day after a little 'upfrontness in my life.' see at least that way we both get what we need and no randomness.... literally- just a scenario people.
anyone know why my hole is tighter then iggy's or beyonce's? cause I want it to be...
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