Yesterday, I was so pissed when my local eatery decided to close for Super Bowl! Granted there was plenty of signage, I just hadn't paid attention to any of it.  Lady GaGa did fabulous- it was political but not as dramatic as if Meryl had helped.  If she had been in on it she probably would have dry humped a golden toilet dressed  as a 'drunken' him the entire time.  

I finished Amy Shumar's book in a day.  It was phenomenal! Almost like she and I are on way too much of the same wave length.   I was literally in the park laughing out loud- after that sparked a few peoples interests I was asked to read aloud.  As daunting as that is for me because I can read ninety to nothing in my head but out loud- what a hot mess my annunciation becomes. It was so funny- I mean one of the straight guys could not believe she actually admitted to her vagina smelling like ramen in the mornings...He was definetly a Chelsea Handler virgin, cause the book about her favorite pranks shes played on her friends will make you red in the face from embarrassment.  

So I was parousing online at things I can't afford and almost died when I saw the specials Acura was having on the RDX! They finally gave it some balls with a V6 and can be yours for only $199 a month.  I mean holla! Yes, I lease.  I wish I would purchase- but having a new car that's warrentied out and has road side assistance until its time to get a replacemtn in three years fits my independant always 5 min early motto.  It's hard to be 5 min early when some kind of belt slips or something starts leaking.  OK, so now even leasing has me sweating a little haha!  

Amy Shumar's chapter I'm an Introvert should be read by everyone- wether you consider yourself to be or not.  I mean, it will either validate or educate haha!  

Pope Francis authored a book on Mercy that will do the same! It's my current rental- I was in a not so bright mood last night and after reading "The Lord never tires of forgiving: never!  It is we who tire of asking him for forgiveness.  We need to ask for the Grace not to get tired of asking for forgiveness, because he never gets tired of forgiving" a couple of pages in I was quiet.  Which is a feat in itself.  

An episode of Masterclass taught me how to quiet my brain.  The dude said you lay flat on your back, i chose to lay however I'm comfortable so I dont have to move once the quiet has come- and you imagine the outline of your body.  It's as if your're having an out of body experience... you then begin to imagine the bigger details, start to see your individual fingers, I usually think of a naked guy other then myself at about this point so I have to mentally rewind and KO (kick over- remember from 1st grade?) Then you get more and more detailed until your sometimes finetuning your cuticls before BAM, all that background noise of your brain is muted.  It's fabulous- sometimes it takes a little more effort but the late great Maya Angelou spoke to your brain being energy with unlimited inertia.  Dry spell of 5 months makes you perfect 



oh so back to I took this neuro psych coarse and it is.... lets just say I'll stick to loving hearts in my practice.  Did you know CSF looks just like urine sometimes.... i need more water...

So how an English Literary Pillar makes a statement like that added with the physiology of your brain being continuous in a way... but then having limitless potential.... Yes, I would like to be a Senator.

If someone commits suicide and one says... oh no, not again... there is a problem, I didnt have to tell you that- I mean if it was a snake it would have bitten you.... there was a suicide here a few days ago- I cant even.

Lions. Tigers.  Bears.  there are a few of you I have to say Hello-Goodbye to before I go back to LA.  It's odd how strange it can be not having those regular friends to be like oh hey I didn't see you at the gym.... or oh hey- I don't have a place, cant shower, already have self esteem issues, get mugged every time i turn around, Is it too much to ask for a face to face.... yep, I'm down, now where toooooo?