So
it was a Holiday weekend right?
I
was arrested on Wednesday afternoon, went to court on Thursday with some good
looking guys who can attest to the fact that the asshats in the court were
making fun of my ‘lazy eye.’ That just
shows you what I’m dealing with here.
Thank
you to Cody Alan for coming out. The
courage to do so and now to continue after the onslaught you may or may not
have foreseen is admirable. Ellen, on
yes- another episode of Masterclass….
Thank
you to that person who made me watch that first epsidoe… I made fun of it- but
now it’s one of my favorites…
She came out, as planned, with Oprah as her therapist, and then was fired for it.
She came out, as planned, with Oprah as her therapist, and then was fired for it.
Anyways-
my case got something where they got to keep me to the next day…. Of which I
sat in a holding cell for 5 hours, with two other guys
You
can always tell some of them- the first day when I got back from court this
dude kept asking- did you get drugs? Did you get drugs? Do you do drugs? So naturally, I used the C word in our
conversation one too many times… not the one that I used for that nasty female impersonator
at the King Library….
But
the COP word. I hate it. They do to, real officers that is- I know
this because I have real Officers in my life that I know and love. For the drug dealers in my life- some are one
in the same so don’t trip! J
It’s
very derogatory- so if you didn’t know you’re welcome because use it and it’s
like a slap in the face.
But
newsflash, if youre pretending to be in inmate or prisoner, and get your feathers
ruffled when I use the COP word inadvertablty becaseu lets face it I type and
talk ninty to nothing when im not singing in my head oin addition to
typing.
They
point Is I was like OMG- STOP…. I CAN TELL YOU’RE IA! IA- internal affairs.
As
a priosoner or inmate- in addition to worrying about what life will be like in
the real worlsd tou also have to worry about hwat life is going on in there…w
hich somet9ime means having someon shove drugs up your ass hilke to smuggle
into the jail…. Yes, it’s a reqal thing
So
then, he further outs himself by leaving…. And im left sitting there with every
oine staring… I mean- it’s acurse sometimes… beijng me or knwouoing me in fact
a cuirse.. it sucks.
On
another note- it got me and the dudes pb & J’s yes, they left us in the
holding cell for like 6 hourws and weren’t going to feed us. I sadi I wouldn’t tell- I lied. But, thank you. Either way change would come. This Deputy- possibhly a CO borught me and
the two others the best sandwiches we had ever had. Nonetheless, by not going to court that day,
Friday, mena tthat wwe had to stay in jail all weekend. Monday was a holiday and then I went to
Court on Tuesday- where I didn’t even see the Judge I was told I would see
which is why I had to come back on Friday..
Waste
of resources much??
Sadly,
no meth was shoved up my anywhere, and neither was anything else… but I did
talk to someone who completely changed my world as far as math goes… Liquid
money is, credit is, and an imaginary number I found out is negative -1/ So why the fuck not just say -1…. I asked, one genius to another….the whole
world collapsed! This is because the one
D I ever have been proud to earn or have ever received as a grade in my
academic career came because I didn’t get it…. Fucktard- it’s for when you need
credit! Duh, so 0 times negative 1 (-1) is what….. -1.…. BAM it keeps
going!
So
if you’re in this complex huge mess of a math equation- picture professor
Klump’s board with the chalk and then think of the dismay the ensures if after
all that unlike pie it reaches an end- thankfully back in the days of Pluto and
da Vinci and those other (did I refer to myself as a genius- lemmie retract
that! Especially since I just misspelled genious )
Ah
a retraction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a correction! That’s what a newspaper
posts! That has to do with a blog in my head that I shall post eventually or it
may have already been done so…. Anyways…
Seriously,
I think after that I asked if he was circumcised or not…. If you know me you
know why I asked… had I made this discovery in high school I would have asked
my teacher the same question! We decided
to keep it platonic related to- the way things are and my smart ass did not
need one more reason for a deputy or CO to beat me up… apparently in jail they
call a dude giving another dude head ‘hugs.’
(yes, I like all guys, but uc-undercover or uncut or uncircumcised get
extra points in the world that is Josh Ray.)
OK-
I’ve posted like three blogs today. I
have a great one about the future of fighting fires, but I’m tired and just ate
two chimichangas from 7-11… that I heated up and covered in salsa, cheese,
chili and jalapenos. They were steak and
black bean. Then ate some type of
brownie, and drowned myself in diet coke.
I’m going to read a book called 4 3 2 1 if I can find it because I heard
it was fabulous.
Imagine-
a week in jail. What’s that worth to
some of you? I don’t but what if I had a
dog. I wasn’t allowed to make a single
phone call, was never mirandized, was lied to, made fun of in court by the DA
and his thugs, and….
They
don’t tell you what time it is if you ask… and sometimes they lie to you. They totally can fuck with you in whatever way
they want. Including beat you up on your
Dad’s order’s because he’s a judge and you embarrassed him!
Let my friend not be ok.... and you'll be answering to me 'Your Honor'
