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Soap Box Time…

Remember that Juice Box song??

People on bikes are the most annoying flipping people- or at least in my current area…. You complain about sharing the road, they build you an eeffing lane on said road- and you have the nerve to honk or ding at people you’re about to run over ON THE SIDEWALK!! God forbid if one of these college girls close line you cause you’re a habitual creeper, or you give some one the heart attack of their life, or some veteran choke slams you….

I hate that I sit here and sniff and sniff instead of going and blowing my nose…

There was another kind person the other night, maybe 3-4 nights ago- yet to be hubbled like I am now by the rain.  I was in the park, almost asleep, and he walked up unzipped this giant red ‘warmest comforter’/tent and threw it on me and walked off.  I said Thank you several times and I didn’t see his face but it kept me so warm! I packed it up the next morning and was so annoyed when I was told by the person at the public library that I wasn’t allowed to bring bedding inside- this was right after she clicked this little device and told me I was being recorded…. I had no energy to say ‘you don’t have permission to do so…’ or do anything but walk away.  I roamed around, blah blah and the next night was fortunate enough to use it again to keep me warm and dry surprisingly!  But, due to needing to try and get things done at the library, like- get my shit together I left it in the park…. I was so sad.  I hope you’re not one of those- but what about that blanket I gave you 5 years ago kinda person.  In case you are, that’s my story.  I was later told by someone else the next night that bedding is ok- as long as its in a clear zipper bag like the one I effing had it in the first place!

To the awesome officers of this fine city- I apologize.  ‘Are you a cop or a model’ has literally come out of my mouth several times- either in passing or while being cuffed.  But, I had to put some ‘respeckt’ on it… I call em like I see em.

So I think of things after the fact or while in the middle of some shit show I’ve created on accident…. 1.  This sales ladt harassed me over potentially having stole ice cream or something about the day before… her and one or two other employees literally were patting my jacket down, yelling, grabbing… worst part is they had me cornered…. As in waited until the last possible second to make a stand so the check out isles were blocking me…. Thank God it was me.  In the future your life is not worth it, getting pimp slapped is not worth it… I know a district manager that once fired a co-worker for doing so. 2.   I’m currently at a fantastic library.  Like, I love it.  The San Jose public library/University Library…. Anybody…anybody?  Total bullshit to harass us homeless individuals while double dipping in funding to create such a heavenly place.   Also- to dare try and ‘paint anyone as a creeper’ because they used the wrong corner entrance to either enter the building or to nap is pathetic…

On that last one… let me mention that I was written another citation for trespassing because of this!

Now- I’m done.  It’s time for a nap and my head is killing me. 

To my fabulous newly retired friend- I cried, even though I wasn’t actually there.  I love you, you dork!

Again, I hate the creating fake profile nonsense.  I hate using other peoples screen names- again, ‘change password’ day should be nationally recognized! But, I’ll continue sleeping on the ground in the cold getting high by my damn self…. Or being productive, or helping Pinky take over the world, or whatever the eff I wanna do…. ‘I’m paying for it so you have to do it on my terms.’  Hunni Bye, Felicia Bye… Catch me when I come off tour…. Whatever sassiness I can say besides what I really wanna say… Whoopi said it best, ‘Bless you.’ 

I would like: cigarettes, circumcision, and bullying/passive aggression/stupidity/....outlawed.  Thank you!