so i got hit by a car...

So you really want to fucking go bonkers with me bsc?  Ugh, she effing: I’ll just have to paste the blog I wrote on the bus here because I am so like omg…. Then, I call my dad- who I guess I can just assume I was raised by women.  All my aunts and grandmother and then my two biological parents.  Am not even trippin when I say that how is it you have kids you still want insurance policy money from if they die but you won’t answer the fucking phone when they need help?  Oh, wait… cause you hope they get into shady situations and DIE!  Hey, I survived you guys, I can def survive the world- even if you try to attack me again, ha!  But please don’t- I’ve survived twice and now a pedestrian versus car… do we really have to keep testing my resilience.  You guys if I die will you please make sure my best friend gets the money and not them?  Please. 

:I be like what the hell.  So I wonder if bsc will email me a video of her throwing franklins ball for him. I'd ask her but I fear somehow that task that would indeed make me smile and bring joy to my day would somehow send her into an anxiety palpitative state of emergency.  The struggle is real.

Lemme tell ya this about your local corrupt shouldn't exist authorities.  Did you know they are organized and in the know that in San José I was linked to a local gang all because of the park I took a shit in and also gave some food out I had acquired through means of my own?  So literally the authorities not only put me into a gang but further tried to bring harm to me by sending the, community organizer of that said gang a bill for my transgressions of acquiring food as stated in previous blogs. Like the police are that organized that if someone steals and aren't caught at that time but later through traffic cams and store surveillance found to have possibility stolen head phones or food-

They then send that affiliation a bill! How fucked up?  Not to mention then assuming this that and the other. Also to say with such solidarity that that person had no contact with someone who randomly gave them those headphones or that food or went anywhere else unmonitored or watched.

I'm also posting a thing about those thugs on bikes.  They are paid! A w-2 job no less!

Hey where were they to report an injury? Nowhere.  They just keep on riding. Now let someone hungry try to life $4 worth of food and they will literally follow yo ass to the moon and back jamming 911 and the authorities numbers trying to get they referral bonus.  Heaven forbid they are a bus operator let me on as a courtesy of not having my tap card.  They be all over that also.  America is so amazing. Hey, you need a search warrant to look in someone's bag! Even if you are a legitimate authority representative.

They literally even steal celebs phones. This is how some shit gets leaked.

So I asked bsc, 'Hey.  Do you think you could order me a pizza thin crust with mushrooms and pepperoni to the dominos on LA cienaga in west Hollywood?  With hot sauce and ranch maybe?'

The reply was, 'no thanks.'

Kanye sang a song about people like her it was like how could you, indeed or in existences, be so heartless?   

She then asked about my ankle as I was having trouble before getting hit... My continual reply will be 'no thanks' for a while. The continual objection of my public defenders during my jury trial for intent to commit petty theft was that Miranda had never occurred. Hmmmm.

I’ll explain my car accident later- I’m tired and fighting with insurance as we speak to get meds paid for.  It’s crazy- flexiril requires a prior authorization?  Ugh, the world we live in I swear.  They did scans of my ankle, knee, hip, back, shoulder, and foot.  Ugh- it was like so painful when they were doing them, as a dumbass and waiting until the next day I was like I guess walking it off wasn’t the best idea.  But only strains and sprains.  They gave me a tetnus shot and some torodol also.  Cedars-Sinai is amazing.  They also gave me a sandwich which was amazing… The car accident wasn’t bad.  I was walking across a crosswalk and I think the car thought it was clear for him to make a right turn… there were no cars coming so he made the second acceleration directly into me.  I would like ot personally attack our president here by me saying that I didn’t report or get the drivers info as I have insurance that will cover everything  but also in case the person driving was deportable… I’m doing my part to make sure he doesn’t.  if a cartel includes uber then this driver had an accent and an uber decal…  not happening as it pertains to me and mine.  But also to Madonna for teaching me how to fall that time at the British Music awards show were you were ripped off by your cape… thank you for teaching me how to fall because I tell you my backwards hat didn’t even fall off!  Ha… I ended up totally on the car then when he braked I slid forward and fell totally on my back.  Head up.  Ha!  The flexiril I can get out of pocket for $7.74…. but no, bsc wont help…. Naturally.